- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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