- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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