- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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