- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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