- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats up and also down? your mum

A drunk guy walks into a car

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.