- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock Who did that?

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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