- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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