Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Obama lin Baden.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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