- Anti Joke

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A drunk guy walks into a car

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon