Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Anti Joke

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