- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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