- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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