Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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