why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Women's rights.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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