- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is life? Paul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Obama lin Baden.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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