What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

You just read this ..

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Who wants water? I do.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is life? Paul.

that wall over there ->

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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