- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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