What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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