- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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