In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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