What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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