- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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