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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

your face is kinda funny

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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