- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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