This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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