- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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