- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

are you saying pam, or pan?

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??