- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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