Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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