whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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