What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Cheese

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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