(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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