- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Waseem is a hard worker.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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