- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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