- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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