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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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