- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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