- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Waseem is a hard worker.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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