Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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