- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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