What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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a black guy hates chicken.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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