- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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