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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 my birthday

I'm Polish.

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

antonis sister is mighty fine

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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