- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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