- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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