- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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