- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

oh hey.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

hi charles lattuca III

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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