- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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