what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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You are joking right?

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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