- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Once, I went to Peru.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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