- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q- Why? A- Why not?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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