Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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