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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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