Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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