What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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