- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

womens rights.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what do you call a black guy african american

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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