Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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