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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

read this sentence again.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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