Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

SHUT UP JP

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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