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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Beka has AIDS

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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