- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How you know when dislextic

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the fish say after he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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