- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Beka has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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