What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Balls

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What's worse than this That :(

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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roses are red violets are indigo

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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