- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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