We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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