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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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