Womens rights

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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