Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I have cancer. And you're next.

The FCC

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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