- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

12 in general

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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