Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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