how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Badabing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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