What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Allah walked into AK Bar

9/11

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is life? Paul.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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