- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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