why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

tea with milk?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

I have cancer. And you're next.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The FCC

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Anti Joke

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