A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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