- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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