Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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