- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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