- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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