- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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