There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Jack Stevens

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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