Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Lololol

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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