I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Poker face

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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