- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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