- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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