Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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