Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Your girlfriend.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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