Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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