- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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