knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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