- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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