this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Balls

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The FCC

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

i saw amango it splootered

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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