How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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