What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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