What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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