- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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