- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Apple juice.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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