Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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