- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

noah is a scrub jungle

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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