- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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