Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

tea with milk?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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