Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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