- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I have cancer. And you're next.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

The FCC

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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