A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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