- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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