- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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