- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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