What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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how man

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Sex

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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