- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's blue? The sky.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

time to spruce up!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A hill billy went fishing

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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