- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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