Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Lololol

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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