- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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