- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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