how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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