- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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