Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Womens rights

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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