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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Once, I went to Peru.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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