- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

your mom.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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